Dear Apple,
I love your products, I really do. I’ve had an iPod for over two years now, and an iBook for a year and a half. I have been lusting after the Mighty Mouse for a while now too, especially since it went all sexy and wireless.
But do you have to send me the advertising emails? The MacBooks are calling me, and I have nowhere near enough money to buy one. Nor do I need a new computer, when this one is fine.
I know I could unsubscribe, but then I might miss out on the next new thing. And as head of the Mac section at work, that would be bad.
Just please don’t tempt me so, dear Apple.

Heather